The Best Of All Physiciansis Apple Pie

All Human Joys Are Swift Of Wing, For Heaven Doth So Allot It; That When You Get An Easy Thing, You Find You Haven't Got It

Here We Have A Baby. It Is Composed Of A Bald Head And A Pair Of Lungs.

He Is So Mean, He Won't Let His Little Baby Have More Than One Measle At A Time.

The Biggest Fish He Ever Caught Were Those That Got Away.

But He Who Truly Loves Books Loves All Books Alike, And Not Only This, But It Grieves Him That All Other Men Do Not Share With Him This Noble Passion. Verily, This Is The Most Unselfish Of Loves!