The Best Of All Physiciansis Apple Pie

But I, When I Undress Me Each Night, Upon My Knees Will Ask The Lord To Bless Me With Apple-pie And Cheese.

When I Demanded Of My Friend What Viands He Preferred, He Quoth: "a Large Cold Bottle, And A Small Hot Bird!"

He Is So Mean, He Won't Let His Little Baby Have More Than One Measle At A Time.

Here We Have A Baby. It Is Composed Of A Bald Head And A Pair Of Lungs.

All Human Joys Are Swift Of Wing, For Heaven Doth So Allot It; That When You Get An Easy Thing, You Find You Haven't Got It