Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

I Don't Write Shows With Dialogue Where Actors Have To Memorize Dialogue. I Write The Scenes Where We Know Everything That's Going To Happen. There's An Outline Of About Seven Or Eight Pages, And Then We Improvise It.

And Eventually As I Kept Writing It, Something Emerged That Was Not Quite Me But A Version Of Me.

I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.