Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

I Have No Sense Of Well-being. There's No Chance The Well Will Run Dry.