Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

Now. Now Is The Most Important Time Of All Of Your Young Lives. And What Does Now Stand For - N-o-w? No Other Way. That's The Only Time - Now!

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.

To Those Seniors, And Especially Elderly Veterans Like Myself, I Want To Tell You This: You Are Not Alone, And You Having Nothing To Be Ashamed Of. If Elder Abuse Happened To Me, It Can Happen To Anyone. I Want You To Know That You Deserve Better.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.