[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.