An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.