You Can Always Judge A Man By

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.