His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

It Is Impossible To Tell Where The Law Stops And Justice Begins.

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.