Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

[history Is] Petrified Imagination.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.