A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.