If You Do Big Things They Print

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.