Hollywood Is A Place Where People From

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

All I Know About Humor Is That I Don't Know Anything About It.