My Hometown Was So Dull That One

She Used To Be A Teacher But She Has No Class Now.

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At Seventeen Than One At Thirty-four.

I'm Going To Boston To See My Doctor. He's A Very Sick Man.

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.