My Hometown Was So Dull That One

Treat Employees Like Partners, And They Act Like Partners.

A Human Being Is Nothing But A Story With Skin Around It.

I Have Just Returned From Boston. It Is The Only Thing To Do If You Find Yourself Up There.

Success Is Like Dealing With Your Kid Or Teaching Your Wife To Drive. Sooner Or Later You'll End Up In The Police Station.

After Quitting Radio I Was Able To Live On The Money I Saved On Aspirins.