Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.

Flattery Won't Hurt You If You Don't Swallow It.

It's The Good Loser Who Finally Loses Out.

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.