Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.

When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.

The Longer It Takes You To Select A Cantaloupe, The Worse It Is!

No Woman Can Be Handsome By The Force Of Features Alone, Any More That She Can Be Witty By Only The Help Of Speech.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.