Hooray For Most Things!

I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage And Feeling Envy.

They Mention That It's A Nonstop Flight. Well, I Must Say I Don't Care For That Sort Of Thing. Call Me Old Fashioned, But I Insist That My Flight Stop. Preferably At An Airport.

Suppose I Could Shoot Myself In The Mouth, But What If I Miss? People Will Laugh At Me.

If You Have Selfish, Ignorant Citizens, You're Gonna Get Selfish, Ignorant Leaders.

Isn’t Making A Smoking Section In A Restaurant Like Making A Peeing Section In A Swimming Pool?