Housework Can Kill You If Done Right.

Have You Any Idea How Many Children It Takes To Turn Off One Light In The Kitchen Three. It Takes One To Say What Light And Two More To Say I Didn't Turn It On.

In The South Pacific, Because Of Their Size, Mosquitoes Are Required To File Flight Plans.

Time. It Hangs Heavy For The Bored, Eludes The Busy, Flies By The For Young, And Runs Out For The Aged.

Somewhere It Is Written That Parents Who Are Critical Of Other People's Children And Publicly Admit They Can Do Better Are Asking For It.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.