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How Come When It’s Us, It’s An Abortion, And When It’s A Chicken, It’s An Omelette?
-George Carlin
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How Come When It’s Us, It’s An
George Carlin
How Come When It’s Us, It’s An Abortion, And When It’s A Chicken, It’s An Omelette?
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