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I Try Not To See New Comics - Their Acts Or Their Films. Part Of That Is Professional. I Don't Want To Be Influenced. But Another Part Is Fear And Jealousy. I'm Afraid To See How Good They Might Be. I Don't Like That Emotion, But It's Part Of Me.

There's A Humorous Side To Every Situation. The Challenge Is To Find It.

Why Do Croutons Come In Airtight Packages? It's Just Stale Bread To Begin With.

My First Rule: I Don't Believe Anything The Government Tells Me.

Every Day I Beat My Own Previous Record For The Number Of Consecutive Days I’ve Stayed Alive.