What Wine Goes With Captain Crunch?

When I Hear A Person Talking About Political Solutions, I Know I Am Not Listening To A Serious Person.

Think Of How Stupid The Average Person Is, And Realize Half Of Them Are Stupider Than That.

I Think People Should Be Allowed To Do Anything They Want. We Haven't Tried That For A While. Maybe This Time It'll Work.

And What Can We Do To Silence These Christian Athletes Who Thank Jesus Whenever They Win, Never Mention His Name When They Lose? Not A Word. You Never Hear Them Say "jesus Made Me Drop The Ball." "the Good Lord Tripped Me Up Behind The Line Of Scrimmage." According To These Guys Jesus Is Undefeated, Meanwhile These Assholes Are In Last Place. Must Be Another One Of Those "miracles."

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