How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.

These Kids Only Want To Talk About Acting Method And Motivation. In My Day All We Talked About Was Screwing And Overtime.

The People Who Can Do You The Most Damage Are The Ones Who Are Closest To You.

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.