How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay

There Just Isn't Any Pleasing Some People. The Trick Is To Stop Trying.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.