How Do You Make Yourself Not Like

If You Fall Down Those Stairs And Break Both Of Your Legs, Don't Come Running To Me!

I Think 'growing Up' Would Mean That You Are Incredibly Tolerant And Easygoing, Liked Everything, Curious About The World Because You Weren't So Egotistically Driven.

P.p.s. I Am Giving You Telepathic Hugs. P.p.p.s. But Not In A Telepathically Lezzie Way.

What Is That Song They Are Singing Is It An Old Yorkshire Ditty You Know Like That 'on Ilkley Moor Bar T'at' " Ruby Said "nah It's A Football Song. It Goes 'we Hate Chelsea We Hate Chelsea We Are The Chelsea Haters.

I Wanted To Kill Her And Make Her Eat Her Fringe. And Her Knickers.