How Long Can We Go Without Real

In Vegas, You Have An Audience You Can't Find Anywhere Else. It's From All Over The Country. You Play Seattle, Everyone's From Seattle. But In Vegas, You Have Six From Seattle, A Bunch From L.a., Some Local Las Vegans And Maybe A Farmer From Iowa. In Vegas, You Learn The Ins And Outs Of Holding A Room Because Of That Great Spectrum Of Folks.

I Hammer On A Theme Until I'm Tired Of It And The Audience Is Tired Of It.

He Smiles So Much, I Don't Think He Has A Central Nervous System.

I Do Have Certain Feelings. My Feeling Is That Whoever Is In Charge, I Want Him Out.

Democrats Are Dumb And Republicans Are Stupid, But The Difference Between Dumb And Stupid Is Dumb Isn't Funny. Dumb Is When You Say Something And The Whole Room Goes, 'what Did He Say?'