How Lovely Life Can Be If One

Tears Mess Up Your Makeup.

Drama Is Very Important In Life: You Have To Come On With A Bang. You Never Want To Go Out With A Whimper. Everything Can Have Drama If It's Done Right. Even A Pancake.

When The War Broke Out I Decided I Would Be Very Patriotic. Standing My Full Height. I Presented Myself To The Wacs And The To The Waves. And I Was Rejected - I Was An Inch Too Tall.

It Is Hard To Imagine A Civilization Without Onions.

Was It A Sign Of Creeping Decrepitude?