How Many Honest Men Do You Know?

You Can't Be As Old As I Am Without Waking Up With A Surprised Look On Your Face Every Morning.

Natural Law. Sons Are Put On This Earth To Trouble Their Fathers.

I Would Like It If People Would Think That Beyond Newman, There's A Spirit That Takes Action, A Heart, And A Talent That Doesn't Come From My Blue Eyes.

For Those Of You Who Like To Scarf Your Popcorn In The Sack, The Good News Is That Newman's Own Contains An Aphrodisiac.

If You're Playing A Poker Game And You Look Around The Table And And Can't Tell Who The Sucker Is, It's You.