The Problem With The World Is That

I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch To Martinis.

Things Are Never So Bad They Can't Be Made Worse.

Sinatra’s Idea Of Paradise Is A Place Where There Are Plenty Of Women And No Newspapermen. He Doesn’t Know It, But He’d Be Better Off If It Were The Other Way Around.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

The Whole World Is About Three Drinks Behind.