I Should Never Have Switched From Scotch

The Only Point In Making Money Is, You Can Tell Some Big Shot Where To Go.

I Hate Funerals. They Aren't For The Guy Who's Dead. They're For The Guys Who Are Left Alive And Enjoy Mourning.

A Hot Dog At The Game Beats Roast Beef At The Ritz.

I Gave Up Drinking Once -- It Was The Worst Afternoon Of My Entire Life.

I’m Not Good-looking. I Used To Be, But Not Anymore. Not Like Robert Taylor. What I Have Got Is I Have Character In My Face. It’s Taken An Awful Lot Of Late Nights And Drinking To Put It There. When I Go To Work In A Picture, I Say, ‘don’t Take The Lines Out Of My Face. Leave Them There.’