Humor Is The Instinct For Taking Pain

People Who Demand Neutrality In Any Situation Are Usually Not Neutral But In Favor Of The Status Quo.

A Joke Is Not A Thing But A Process, A Trick You Play On The Listener's Mind. You Start Him Off Toward A Plausible Goal, And Then By A Sudden Twist You Land Him Nowhere At All Or Just Where He Didn't Expect To Go.

A Smile Is The Universal Welcome.

I Don't Know Why It Is We Are In Such A Hurry To Get Up When We Fall Down. You Might Think We Would Lie There And Rest For A While.

It Is The Ability To Take A Joke, Not Make One, That Proves You Have A Sense Of Humor.