I Actually Had A Chance To Be

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

I Was Talking To Alan Jackson. He Had His Second Greatest Hits Album. He Said, You Don't Ever Get Into This Really Thinking You're Gonna Make It.

I've Got Keys To Crap I've Never Owned. You Put All My Keys Together I Could Be A High School Janitor Tonight.