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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Father Encourages You To Quit School Because Larry Has An Opening On The Lube Rack.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Hood And One Door Are A Different Color From The Rest Of Your Car.