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Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.

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You Might Be A Redneck If You Grow Vidalia Onions, Rather Than Considering Them A Gourmet Item.