You Might Be A Redneck If The

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.

I've Been To All 50 States, And Traveled This Whole Country, And 90 Percent Of The People Are Good Folks. The Rest Of Them Take After The Other Side Of The Family.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.