You Might Be A Redneck If You

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Little House On The Prairie For Decorating Tips.

I Talked To Larry The Cable Guy The Other Day. Larry's Made More Money Than 10 People Should Ever Make In A Lifetime. He Was Excited Because He'd Gone Over To The Livestock Auction And Bought 20 New Feeder Pigs.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Episode Of Walker, Texas Ranger Changed Your Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite Christmas Present Was A Painting On Black Velvet.