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It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

How Is A Redneck Divorce Similar To A Tornado? You Know That Somewhere, Somehow, Someone Is Gonna Lose A Trailer.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Has A Beer Belly And You Find It Attractive.

I've Got Nothing Against Tattoos. I Don't Have One Myself. If I Did, It Would Be Right There Next To My Watch. It Would Say "your Wife's Birthday Is August 2nd, Your Anniversary Is September 18th, Don't Let Ron White Drive Your Car Again."