You Might Be A Redneck If Your

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

I Talked To Larry The Cable Guy The Other Day. Larry's Made More Money Than 10 People Should Ever Make In A Lifetime. He Was Excited Because He'd Gone Over To The Livestock Auction And Bought 20 New Feeder Pigs.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Most Expensive Shoes Have Numbers On The Heels.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.