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You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

Children That Play Outside Develop Better Problem Solving Skills And Have A Stronger Ability To Work Within A Group.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.