You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Tore Her Best Dress Coon Hunting.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.