You Might Be A Redneck If Your

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

You Have To Change Those Diapers Every Day. When Those Directions On The Side Of The Pampers Box Say, 'holds 6-12 Pounds' They're Not Kidding!

You Might Be A Redneck If The Highlight Of Your Parties Is When You Flip Out Your False Teeth.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Handkerchief Doubles As Your Shirt Sleeve.