You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Someone Tells You You Have Something In Your Teeth, And You Take Them Out To See What It Is.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Been Fired From A Construction Job Because Of Your Appearance.

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.