You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Check In The Bottom Of Your Shoe For Change So You Can Get Grandma A New Plug Of Tobacco.

Find Something In Life That You Love Doing. If You Make A Lot Of Money, That's A Bonus, And If You Don't, You Still Won't Hate Going To Work.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you've Been On Tv More Than Times Describing The Sound Of A Tornado.

My Father-in-law Gets Up At 5 O'clock In The Morning And Watches The Discovery Channel. I Don't Know Why There's This Big Rush To Do This.

You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.