You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mother Has Been Involved In A Fist Fight At A High School Sports Event.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

You Can Call Us Rednecks If You Want. We're Not Offended, 'cause We Know What We're All About. We Get Up And Go To Work, We Get Up And Go To Church, And We Get Up And Go To War When Necessary.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.

If You Think The Last Four Words To The National Anthem Are " Gentleman, Start Your Engines", You Might Be A Redneck.