You Might Be A Redneck If More

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need One More Hole Punched In Your Card To Get A Freebie At The House Of Tattoos.

I Wish I Could Relate To The People I'm Related To.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

I Turned Down A Movie This Summer Because It Was Nine Weeks In Vancouver And My Oldest Daughter Is 14. I've Got Four More Summers With Her. I'm Not Giving Away Nine Weeks Of Her Summer To Go Do A Silly Movie.

You Know That You Are A Teacher When You Spend More Money On School Stuff Than You Do On Your Own Children.