You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.

People Would Say, Can We Develop A Sitcom Around You? And I Would Say, Not Interested. I'm Very Happy Doing Standup And Writing And Taking My Kids To School.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Father Encourages You To Quit School Because Larry Has An Opening On The Lube Rack.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Use A Radiator Hose To Fix Your Kitchen Sink.