If You've Ever Made Change In The

You Might Be A Redneck If You Refer To The Time You Won A Free Case Of Oil As The Day My Ship Came In.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!

I Actually Had A Chance To Be In Delta Farce, But I Couldn't Do It Because I Read The Script.

Country Music Is About New Love And It's About Old Love. It's About Gettin' Drunk And Gettin' Sober. It's About Leavin' And It's About Comin' Home. It's Real Music Sung By Real People For Real People, The People That Make Up The Backbone Of This Country. You Can Call Us Rednecks If You Want. We're Not Offended, 'cause We Know What We're All About. We Get Up And Go To Work, We Get Up And Go To Church, And We Get Up And Go To War When Necessary.