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If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.
-Jeff Foxworthy
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If The Gas Pedal On Your Car

Jeff Foxworthy
If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.
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