As A Comic, You Learn To Use

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Would Rather Go The Racetrack Than The Kennedy Center.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.