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You Might Be A Redneck If In An Effort To Watch Your Cholesterol, You Eat Spam Lite.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.