You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If The Dog Catcher Calls For A Backup Unit When He Visits Your House.

You Might Be A Redneck If... The Blue Book Value Of Your Truck Goes Up And Down Depending On How Much Gas It Has In It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Directions To Your House Include Turn Off The Paved Road.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

If Your Thighs Look Like The Hood Of A White Toyota Minivan After A Hailstorm, You Aren't Juicy.