You Might Be A Redneck If The

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.

We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing The Right To Bear Arms.

You Might Be A Redneck If Getting A Package From Your Post Office Requires A Full Tank Of Gas In The Truck.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!