We're A Heart Attack Away From Losing

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stood In Line To Get Your Picture Taken With A Freak Of Nature.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Birth Announcement Included The Word Rug Rat.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Boat Has Not Left The Driveway In 15 Years.