It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.

My Wife Is So Analytical With Raising Kids, And I Am Not. My Feeling Is If They Turn Out Good, Then That Means I Was A Good Daddy And Put A Lot Of Effort Into It. If They Turn Out Bad, It Means They Took After Her Side Of The Family.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.

I Refuse To This Day To Do E-mail Because Everybody I Know That Does It, It Takes Another Two Or Three Hours A Day. I Don't Want To Give Two Or Three More Hours Away.