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You Might Be A Redneck If When You Leave Your House, You Are Followed By Federal Agents Of The Bureau Of Alcohol Tobacco And Firearms, And The Only Thing You Worry About Is If You Can Lose Them Or Not.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.

It Seems Like Movies That Have Heart To Them Always Do Well, And They Find Their Audience.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Little House On The Prairie For Decorating Tips.

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.