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You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Refused To Watch The Academy Awards Since Smokey And The Bandit Was Snubbed For Best Picture.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Tell Your Age By The Number Of Rings In The Bathtub.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.