You Might Be A Redneck If Your

If The Gas Pedal On Your Car Is Shaped Like A Bare Foot, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Momma Calls You Over To Help, Cause She Has A Flat Tire On Her House.