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If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

Have You Ever Seen People So Ugly That You Have To Get Someone Else To Verify It?

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Daughter's Barbie's Dream House Has A Clothesline In The Front Yard.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Doll Clothes. We've Got Four Thousand Dolls And Ain't One Of Them Got A Stitch Of Clothes On.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.