You Might Be A Redneck If You

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think A Chain Saw Is A Musical Instrument.

How Is A Redneck Divorce Similar To A Tornado? You Know That Somewhere, Somehow, Someone Is Gonna Lose A Trailer.

You Might Be A Redneck If Santa Claus Refuses To Let Your Kids Sit In His Lap.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.