List Of Tornadoes Quotes

If A Tornado Twists At 175 Miles An Hour And Stays On The Ground Like A Massive Lawnmower For 50 Miles, God Gave The Command.

I Had Never Been To Oklahoma City Before. I Had No Clue. Just Heard There Were A Lot Of Tornadoes.

Six Seconds Should Be Rick Mofina's Breakout Thriller. It Moves Like A Tornado.

The Only Thing More Destructive Than A Tornado Is A Family.

Despite Our Strongly Felt Kinship And Oneness With Nature, All The Evidence Suggests That Nature Doesn't Care One Whit About Us. Tornadoes, Hurricanes, Floods, Earthquakes And Volcanic Eruptions Happen Without The Slightest Consideration For Human Inhabitants.

You're Like A Tornado Of Bullshit Right Now. We'll Talk Again When Your Bullshit Dies Out Over Someone Else's House.

How Is A Redneck Divorce Similar To A Tornado? You Know That Somewhere, Somehow, Someone Is Gonna Lose A Trailer.

There Is A Safe Spot Within Every Tornado. My Job Is To Find It.

Jack Came Whirling In Like A Little Gay Tornado With Duchess Following Him.