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I Hope Someday We Can Stamp Out Illiteracy In America. Of Course You'll Have To Kill Alot Of My Relatives To Do It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Sophisticated Show-biz Cousin Is A Rodeo Clown.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.