You Might Be A Redneck If You

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt? You Put On Something From The Cleaners, They're Gonna Spit Up Just Like That. My Wardrobe Looks Like We Have Condors Living In Our Yard.

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

The Only Negative About Doing Stand-up Is That You're On The Road By Yourself. When You're On The Road With Comics We Just Crack Each Other Up Every Night Going, "can You Believe They're Paying Us To Do This? They're Crazy.