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Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.

We Probably Stagnate Our Children's Emotional Growth By Not Letting Them Have Some Separation From Us.

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